A blonde goes to a sales man to buy a TV, "I want that TV" the man replies, "sorry, I don't sell to blondes. She went home, died her hair red and went back to the sales man, "I want this TV," "again, "Sorry, I don't sell to blonbes" Frustrated, she went home, shaved bold and went again " I want this TV!!!" agian, "sorry I dont sell to blondes". The blonde screams out" HOW THE HELL DO U KNOW I'M BLONDE!?!" he replies, "Caues thats not a TV, it's a microwave!"
A guy feels out an application for E-harmony to meet the ladies. E-harmony rejected his application because he failed to answer question 14 properly. The question was, "What do you like most in a woman." The man replied, "My d*ck."
A duck walks into a bar and says, "Got any bread?" The barman says, "No, this is a bar, we don't have bread." So the duck says, "Got any bread?" The barman says, "No, this is a bar, we don't have bread. I told you that." "Got any bread?" asks the duck. "No, we don't sell bread here... and if you say that again i will nail you to the table!!!!" The duck pauses then says, "Got any nails?" "No," sighs the barman. So the duck says..."Got any bread?"
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