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  • 1006 » Dirty jokes Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    A little boy about nine or ten, was siting on Santa's lap. Santa pointed his finger in the boys face, and said, " George I know what you want for Christmas! A T-O-Y. "Nope!" replied George. Then again, pointing his finger in the boys face, "You want C-A-N-D-Y." Nope!" replied George. "Then just what the hell do you want," ask Santa. George looked Santa in the face, pointing his finger, "I want some P-U-S-S-Y! And don't tell me that you don't have any. Because I can smell it on your finger!!"

    2009/08/02 01:27 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 1007 » Lawyer jokes Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    What's the best way to get a hold of a lawyer? By the neck...

    2009/08/02 01:27 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 1008 » Lawyer jokes Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    A Lawyer and the Pope died at the same time, both went to heaven. They were met at the Pearly Gate by St. Peter who conducted them to their rooms. The Pope's room was spartan with bare floor, army cot for a bed, and a single bulb for light. They came to the Lawyer's room. It was huge with wall to wall carpeting, king sized water bed, indirect lighting, color TV, stereo, Jacuzzi and fully stocked bar. The Lawyer said, "There must be a mistake. This must be the Pope's room!" St Peter said, "There's no mistake. This is your room. We have lots of Pope's, but you're our very first Lawyer!"

    2009/08/02 01:27 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 1009 » Work & Office jokes Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    There was a trucker riding along on a highway, While riding he sees a priest on the side of the road sticking his thumb out trying to catch a ride. So out of curtisy the trucker stops and picks up the priest. They start chatting and having a good time. On the way they see a homeless person on the side of the street. The truckers veers off and hits the homeless person. *bu-dump* the trucker sees homeless person,*bu-dump* the driver who is laughing histerically wasn't watching the road and there was another bu-dump, The driver immediatly stops and looks around nervous."what was that?" he looks at the priest and the priest looks back."You missed a homeless guy, but don't worry I got him with the door."

    2009/08/02 01:27 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 1010 » Dirty jokes Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    A little while later Johnny's dad hears a commotion coming from Johnny's bedroom, he rushes in and is horrified to see Johnny shagging his gran ! Johnny just looks at him and says 'not so funny when its your mum is it ?'

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