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  • 11 » Questions and answers... Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Q: Why do hummingbirds hum?
    A: Because they don't know the words.

    Q: Where does a blackbird go for a drink?
    A: To a crow bar.

    Q: Why was the crow perched on a telephone wire?
    A: He was going to make a long-distance caw.

    Q: What did the chick say when it saw an orange in the nest?
    A: Look at the orange mama laid.

    Q: Is it good manners to eat fried chicken with your fingers?
    A: No, you should eat your fingers separately.

    Q: Why do hens lay eggs?
    A: If they dropped them, they'd break.

    Q: Why do seagulls live near the sea?
    A: Because if they lived near the bay, they would be called bagels.

    Q: Diner: Do you serve chicken here?
    A: Waiter: Sit down, sir. We serve anyone.

    2009/07/25 18:48 - Saturday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 12 » Questions and answers... Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?
    A: To get to the Shell station!

    Q: Why did the chicken scientist cross the road?
    A: To invent the other side.

    Q: Why did the chicken lawyer cross the road?
    A: To corrupt the other side.

    Q: Why did the chicken IRS representative cross the road?
    A: To bankrupt the other side.

    Q: Why did the chicken lawyer cross the road?
    A: To get to the car accident on the other side.

    Q: Why did chicken Dr. Kevorkian cross the road?
    A: To help the patient find the other side.

    Q: Why did chicken Jim Morrison cross the road?
    A: To break on through to the other side.

    Q: Why do birds fly South?
    A: Because it's too far to walk.

    2009/07/25 18:49 - Saturday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 13 » Best and Different Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    PROOF THAT JESUS WAS... ...Jewish: 1. He went into his father's business. 2. He lived at home until the age of 33. 3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God. ...Irish: 1. He never got married. 2. He never held a steady job. 3. His last request was a drink. ...Puerto Rican: 1. His first name was Jesus. 2. He was always in trouble with the law. 3. His mother did not know who his father was. ...Italian: 1. He talked with his hands. 2. He had wine with every meal. 3. He used olive oil. ...Black: 1. He called everybody brother. 2. He liked Gospel. 3. He couldn't get a fair trial. ...Californian: 1. He never cut his hair. 2. He walked around barefoot all the time. 3. He started a new religion. But the most compelling evidence of all - proof that Jesus was a WOMAN: 1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food. 2 . He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it. 3. Even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work for him to do.

    2009/08/02 00:21 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 14 » Best and Different Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Eleven people were clinging precariously to a wildly swinging rope suspended from a crumbling outcropping on Mount Everest. Ten were blonde, one was a brunette. As a group they decided that one of the party should let go. If that didn't happen, the rope would break and everyone would perish. For an agonizing few moments no one volunteered. Finally the brunette gave a truly touching speech saying she would sacrifice herself to save the lives of the others. The blondes applauded.

    2009/08/02 00:21 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 15 » Best and Different Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    A WOMAN'S FOUR FAVORITE ANIMALS: A mink in the closet, A Jaguar in the garage, A tiger in the bedroom, And an ass to pay for it all!

    2009/08/02 00:22 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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