What do I know about sex? Im a married man. Tom Clancy I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy. Steve Martin Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go, its pretty damned good. Woody Allen Having sex is like playing bridge. If you dont have a good partner, youd better have a good hand. Unknown My cousin is an agoraphobic homosexual, which makes it kind of hard for him to come out of the closet. Bill Kelly Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant. Henry Miller The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesnt mean that God doesnt love heterosexuals. Its just that they need more supervision. Lynn Lavner There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. P. J. ORourke As the French say, there are three sexesmen, women and clergymen. Rev. Sydney Smith Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. Woody Allen I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. George Burns It isnt premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married. Matt Barry You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither. Drew Carey Life is a sexually transmitted disease. Unknown Remember, if you smoke after sex youre doing it too fast. Woody Allen Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. George Burns If it werent for pickpockets, Id have no sex life at all. Rodney Dangerfield
- Name? - Abdul al-Rhazib. - Sex? - Three to five times a week. - No, no I mean male or female? - Male, female, sometimes camel. - Holy cow! - Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general. - But isn't that hostile? - Horse style, doggy style, any style! - Oh dear! - No, no! Deer run too fast.
A boy from a different country goes to an English school,the teacher says, "learn THREE words for TOMORROW".Then they had science,the teacher said TAKE OFF so he remembered TAKE OFF in his head,then they went to a trip to the ZOO he sees a ZEBRA so he remembered ZEBRA in his head, then at home time he sees a BABY so he remembered BABY in his head. the next day the teacher says,"what THREE words did U remember?" the boy goes"TAKE OFF ZEBRA BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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