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  • 616 » Best and Different Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    The following is supposedly a true story. One student fell into a cycle of classes, studying, working and sleeping. Didn't realize how long he had neglected writing home until he received the following note: "Dear Son, Your mother and I enjoyed your last letter. Of course, we were much younger then, and more impressionable. Love, Dad."

    2009/08/02 01:01 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 617 » Best and Different Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    The following is supposedly a true story. A normally sweet Great Dane Psil has one quirk: she hates United Parcel Service drivers. While walking Psil one day, around the corner of a house came a UPS man. Struggling to keep hold of Psil, the owner tried to ease the situation said, "As you can see, he just loves UPS men." "Don't you feed her anything else?" he responded.

    2009/08/02 01:01 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 618 » Best and Different Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    The following is supposedly a true story. Gerrad, a friend of mine, bought a computer, even though he had never even used a typewriter before. After investigating the computer, he decided to call the help line. A friendly voice explained step by step how his new machine worked. All went well until the voice told him to press the space bar. After studying the keyboard, Gerrad said; "I've got the latest model and it doesn't have a space bar." But after further explanation, he managed to find it. A week later, Gerrad again had problems and called the help line. An instructor was then sent to his house for training. But after a few minutes, Gerrad's head was spinning. "You don't need to go any further," he sighed, I don't understand a thing." To cheer him up, the instructor said: "Hey, there are people who understand a lot less than you. Last week we had someone on the phone who didn't even know where the space bar was!"

    2009/08/02 01:01 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 619 » Best and Different Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    The following is supposedly a true story. December 18, 1992 Michael J. Schmidt, 29, set up a hidden video camera at his home near Superior, Wis., because he had been burglarized several times and thought he could catch the culprits in the act. The burglars came back and were captured on tape, which Schmidt turned over to the sheriff. Among the items the burglars took from Schmidt's house was a box containing eight marijuana plants. Schmidt was charged with misdemeanor drug possession.

    2009/08/02 01:01 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 620 » Best and Different Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    The following is supposedly a true story. Sunday, December 13, 1992 After police pulled over Kevin Temple, 35, in a routine traffic stop in Bronson, Fla., in October, a police dog sniffing the trunk became agitated. In the trunk and back seat, officers found the following live animals: 48 rattlesnakes, a Gila monster, 45 non-poisonous snakes, 67 scorpions, several tarantulas and small lizards, and a parrot. Temple said they were just pets.

    2009/08/02 01:01 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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