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    Billy and Joe were huge baseball fans. One day, both Billy and Joe made a pact that if either of them were to die; they had to come back to the other in the form of a ghost to let the other know if baseball was played in heaven. Sure enough, Billy dies and eventually comes to Joe one night in the form of a ghost. A startled Joe realizes it is the ghost of his deceased friend and says "Billy, it is so good to see you...so tell me, is there baseball in Heaven?". "Well", Billy says, "I have some good news and bad news for ya. First the good news...YES, there is baseball in heaven!". "Thank God!" Joe shouts... "What is the bad news?!". "You're pitching tomorrow."

    2009/08/02 01:22 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    A student went to class late, so the teacher asked him, "Why are you late?" He told her, "I was dreaming of a Manchester United football match." But that did not make any sense for the teacher so she ask, "Still why are you late?" He answered, "Because there was extra time."

    2009/08/02 01:22 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    If my main parachute doesn't open and my reserve parachute doesn't open, how long till i hit the ground? - the rest of your life...

    2009/08/02 01:25 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 4 » Sport jokes Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity, looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. Generally, he was driving his partner nuts. Finally his exasperated partner says, "What the heck is taking so long? Hit the ball!" The guy answers, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot." His partner ponders this for a moment, and then replies: "Forget it man, you don`t stand a snowball`s chance in hell of hitting her from here!"

    2009/08/02 01:25 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 5 » Sport jokes Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Q:HOW DO SPORT PLAYERS STAY COOL IN A GAME? A:THEY STAY IN FRONT OF SOME FANS!!!!

    2009/08/02 01:26 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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