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    A boy from a different country goes to an English school,the teacher says, "learn THREE words for TOMORROW".Then they had science,the teacher said TAKE OFF so he remembered TAKE OFF in his head,then they went to a trip to the ZOO he sees a ZEBRA so he remembered ZEBRA in his head, then at home time he sees a BABY so he remembered BABY in his head. the next day the teacher says,"what THREE words did U remember?" the boy goes"TAKE OFF ZEBRA BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

    2009/08/02 01:21 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying "A dollar per point." The next class the professor handed the graded tests back out. This student got back his test, his test grade, and $64 change.

    2009/08/02 01:22 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    A female school teacher comes up to a parent at a parent meeting and says, "You know, your son called me a prostitute!" Dad calls up his son and says: "So this teacher teaches you, helps you, wants you to get good grades and for all that you call her a prostitute?? what do you care about what she does after work?"

    2009/08/02 01:22 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    Teacher: Name two days of the week that start with "t". Pupil: Today and Tomorrow.

    2009/08/02 01:22 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, and kneels pleadingly. "I would do anything to pass this exam." She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. "I mean," she whispers, "I would do anything." He returns her gaze. "Anything?" "Anything." His voice turns to a whisper. "Would you... study?"

    2009/08/02 01:27 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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