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    If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of food.

    2009/08/02 01:21 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    Why wasn't Jesus born in Tennessee? They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.....

    2009/08/02 01:22 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    A guy dies and is sent to hell. Extremely frightened because of that, he is very surprised when he arrives; beach, palm trees, sun is shining, happy people around in shorts and bikinis. Behind the next corner there are people eating great food and there's some cool music playing. After some time of wondering, a man in an expensive suit approaches him and says: "Hi, you must be the new one. Welcome to hell, I'm the devil. As you're gonna spend eternity here, make yourself comfortable and have a drink. If anything bothers you, always feel free to ask me." The guy still doesn't really understand what's going on, this is not what he expected. But finally he decides to inspect the area. Everywhere he goes, there are people laughing and having a great time, there's games, party and fun all around. Then he arrives at a steep cliff that divides the paradise hell from an area underneath, and there is hell as we know it: demons torturing the doomed, there's fire and the smell of brimstone. Shocked, he runs to the devil and says "Devil, how can that be? Here, we have the sweet eternity and down there people are tortured and burned! How can that be?!" The devil laughs and says "Oh, that. That's the Catholics - they want it that way."

    2009/08/02 01:27 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    A man and his ever nagging wife were on holiday in Jerusalem, when the wife suddenly died. The funeral company told the man that it would cost 45000 to ship her home or $500 to bury her in Jerusalem. The husband said 'ship her home'. Shocked, the undertaker asked 'but sir, why don't you bury her in the Holy Land and save the money ?' The husband replied 'a long time ago, a man was buried here and 3 days later, he rose from the dead ... I cant take the chance !'

    2009/08/02 01:27 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    Q: Why is it good to have a Jewish car? A: It can stop on a dime, and pick it up for you too!

    2009/08/02 01:27 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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