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    A man in a hurry taking his eight-year-old son to school made a turn at a red light where it was prohibited. "Uh-oh, I think I just made an illegal turn!" the man said. "It's okay, Dad," the boy said, "The police car right behind us did the same thing."

    2009/08/02 01:25 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    A cop pulls a guy over: - Sir, why were you speeeding? - Officer, I wanted to get home quickly, before I became really drunk.

    2009/08/02 01:25 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo -- of handcuffs.

    2009/08/02 01:25 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    One sunny day on the North Sea a creative little boy was playing in the sand trying to decide what to make. He discovered some Scheiss (you can guess what that is) on the beach so he decided to make a VoPo (People's Policeman). Just as he was finishing, along comes a VoPo, trying to make sure no one swims to Denmark. He decides to ask the little boy what that ugly thing made of Scheiss is. The little boy responds: "It's a VoPo!" So the officer beats him. The next day, the boy is on the beach making the same creation when that same officer comes along and sees the boy is playing with the Scheiss again, and asks what he is doing. The boy responds "I'm making another VoPo!" So the officer beats him. The day after that, the officer is strolling the beach, sees the boy playing just with sand, and is glad to see he has switched his medium. So he asks boldly "what are you making today?" The boy responds: "A G.I.!" The officer asks: "And why not a VoPo?" The boy responds: "Couldn't find any Scheiss."

    2009/08/02 01:26 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 5 » Police jokes Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    My uncle is with the FBI. They caught him in Cleveland.

    2009/08/02 01:27 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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