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  • 1 » Blonde jokes Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor

    AA stranger was seated next to a blonde on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. The blonde, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, - 'What would you like to talk about?' - 'Oh, I don't know, said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles. - OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?' The stranger, visibly surprised by the blonde's intelligence, thinks about it and says, - 'Hmmm, I have no idea....' To which the blonde replies, - 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?'

    2009/08/02 01:21 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 2 » Blonde jokes Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor

    A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm. She didn't panic however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it." Sure enough, pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes. Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. And she explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in a snow storm, to follow a plow. The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm done with the Wal-Mart parking lot, do you want to follow me over to K-Mart now?"

    2009/08/02 01:26 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 3 » Blonde jokes Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor

    Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers once a month? Because it says right on the box, "good for up to 20 pounds."

    2009/08/02 01:26 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 4 » Blonde jokes Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor

    I'm a blonde and I'm pretty smart, I know because people keep on telling me, especially the pretty girl on the bathroom wall .

    2009/08/02 01:27 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 5 » Blonde jokes Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor

    A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge? The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders she would need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

    2009/08/02 01:27 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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