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  • 1 » Questions and answers... Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
    A: To show the armadillo that it was possible.

    2009/07/25 18:35 - Saturday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 2 » Questions and answers... Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
    A: To get away from Colonel Sanders!

    2009/07/25 18:41 - Saturday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 3 » Questions and answers... Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
    A: Because it was a double-crosser.

    2009/07/25 18:41 - Saturday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    Q: Why did the Iraqi chicken cross the road?
    A: To take over the other side.

    2009/07/25 18:41 - Saturday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
    A: To get to the other slide.

    2009/07/25 18:41 - Saturday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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