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    Dupa ce-si ingroapa sotia, Ion mai ramine o vreme singur linga mormint. Deodata dintre coroane, apare o mina si seaude vocea Mariei :

    -Ajutor, am fost ingropata de vie!

    Ion indeasa mina la loc, batatoreste pamintul deasupra si spune :

    -Da, dar nu prea bine!?

    2009/08/05 11:38 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    De ce cara politistii apa in portbagaj?

    -Ca sa nu le moara sirena.

    2009/08/05 11:38 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    In padure foamete mare, aduna leul toate animalele si le cere ca fiecare sa-i aduca mancare, dar mancare ca care sa o poata si manca. "Iar daca nu-mi aduceti mancare, va voi bate cu coada peste cap si peste spate pana va omor."

    Dupa o juma` de ora vine vulpea cu o gaina... mananca leul gaina si se satura... Trec iar vreo 4 ore vine lupul cu o oaie, o mananca leul si pe asta si-i trece foamea. Trece ce mai trece si i se face iar leului foame, il vede pe iepuras venind la el cu un morcov. Sa vezi nervi pe leu, si-l ia pe iepure la bataie.

    "Ma nebunule, dar eu mananc morcovi?...na, na" si numa` peste cap si peste spate ii da cu coada

    Plangea iepurasul si, la un moment dat, il bufneste rasul.... Sa vezi la leu nervi.

    "Da ma nenorocitule adica eu dau in tine si tu razi... na, na" si mai tare.

    "Da` ia spune-mi si mie de ce razi ca doar eu dau in tine?"

    "Pai uite leule vine ariciul cu un mar!"

    2009/08/05 11:38 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    Un stol de randunici zboara spre tarile calde. La un moment dat, un avion cu reactie le depaseste cu viteza mare.

    - Asta de ce-i asa grabit ? intreaba o randunica

    - Tu nu vezi ca-i arde fundul?

    2009/08/05 11:38 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    Intr-o zi iepurasu' era pe marginea unei prapastii si urla cat putea:

    -Calule, calutule! Trece ursul pe langa el si-i zice:

    -Ba iepure, taci ca ma doare capu'!

    -Calule, calutule!

    -Ma iepure taci, nu intelegi?!

    -Calule, calutule!

    -Iepure, taci ca te bat de-ti suna apa-n cap!

    -Calule, calutule!

    Sare ursu' la iepure, asta se fereste si ursu' cade in prapastie.

    -Ursule, ursutule!

    2009/08/05 11:38 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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