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    Sa joci un concurs pe bani la care sti intrebarea si exact cu o secunda inainte de a da submit cade internetul

    2009/08/05 11:53 - Wednesday » анекдот - анекдоты и шутки

  • 3052 » Diferite Glumite Анекдоты и шутки


    Bula la varsta de 5 ani spunea P in loc de B.Intr-o zi el se duce la magazin.

    Bula:Dati-mi si mie niste pompoane.

    Vanzatoarea:Ce?

    Bula:Pompoane!

    Vanzatoara:Ma copile,cum te cheama?

    Bula:Pula.

    2009/08/05 11:53 - Wednesday » анекдот - анекдоты и шутки

  • 3053 » Diferite Glumite Анекдоты и шутки


    Un om merge la bar cu un crocodil subrat.

    Omul:Chelner!Serviti si avocati?

    Chelnerul:Da.

    Omul:Atunci o bere pentru mine si un avocat pentru crocodilul meu ca tocmai a mancat un om.

    2009/08/05 11:53 - Wednesday » анекдот - анекдоты и шутки

  • 3054 » Diferite Glumite Анекдоты и шутки


    Doamna invataoare:Alinuta,de ce e celebru Napoleon?

    Alinuta:Pentru memoria lui stralucita.

    Doamna invatatoare:De unde sti?

    Alinuta:De pe placuta statuii lui Napoleon ca scria in memoria lui Napoleon.

    2009/08/05 11:53 - Wednesday » анекдот - анекдоты и шутки

  • 3055 » Diferite Glumite Анекдоты и шутки


    Doamna invatatoare:Alinuta,de ce e celebru Napoleon?

    Alinuta:Pentru ca a tranversat America fara visa si pasaport.

    2009/08/05 11:53 - Wednesday » анекдот - анекдоты и шутки

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