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    O politista blonda opreste pe o blonda dintr-o masina si zice:

    - Permisul va rog!

    Blonda din masina cauta si cauta si nu il gaseste.

    Ea intreaba:

    - Cum arata?

    Politista ii zice:

    - Este ceva cu o poza de-a voastra pe ea.

    Conducatoarea iar cauta si scoate din geanta o oglinjoara:

    - Poftiti.

    - AAAA, daca stiam ca sunteti politista nici nu va opream.

    2009/08/05 13:03 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    I : Ce face o blonda cu ochii inchisi in fata oglinzii ?

    R : Vrea sa vada cum arata cand doarme.

    2009/08/05 13:03 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    I : Care e diferenta intre o blonda si o periuta de dinti ?

    R : Periuta de dinti nu i-o imprumuti nici macar celui mai bun prieten.

    2009/08/05 13:03 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    I : Ce intelege o blonda prin sex protejat ?

    R : Incuierea usii de la masina.

    2009/08/05 13:03 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    I : Care e asemanarea dintre o blonda si UNIX ?

    R : Amindoua sint multi-tasking si multi-user

    2009/08/05 13:03 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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