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  • 4701 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Vine ginerele acasa, isi scoate camasa, se intoarce cu spinarea la soacra-sa si spune:

    - Scuipa!

    - Ce ai, ti-e rau, cum pot sa scuip eu ginerele?!

    - Am zis sa scuipi, scuipa!

    - Dar de ce?

    - Doctorul a spus ca reumatismul se trateaza cu unguent pe baza de venin de vipera!

    2009/08/05 13:15 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    In vestul salbatic, la un bar intra un cowboy. Se duce la bar si zice:

    - Barman un wisky ca dau bine cu dreapta!!!

    Barmanul mai fricos scoate un pahar si i-l da. A doua zi tipu revine:

    - Barman un wisky ca dau bine cu dreapta!!! La fel barmanu se supune.

    Enervat de tot ce i se intampla barmanul se duce la serif si-i povesteste cele intamplate. In ziua urmatoare seriful vine si sta toata ziua la bar. La un moment dat intra tipul nostru si zice:

    - Barman un wisky ca dau bine cu dreapta!!! la care seriful zice:

    - Auzi, si eu dau bine cu dreapta!! La care cowboy-ul zice:

    - I-auzi barman!! Da-i si lui un pahar!

    2009/08/05 13:15 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 4703 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Doi mosi stateau pe banca in parc. Trece pe langa ei o tanara blonda superba. Mosii comenteaza:

    - Mai ce scula i-ar trebui asteia...

    Blonda se intoarce si raspunde:

    - Mie? Poate voua.....

    2009/08/05 13:15 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 4704 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Un tanar se prezinta la un mare patron, scotianul John.

    - Sunt maseur. Pentru 20 de dolari pe luna sunt gata sa va masez dansatoarele.

    - O.K.! Daca aveti banii la dumneavoastra puteti incepe.

    2009/08/05 13:15 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 4705 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Ospatar, mai aveti din vinul de saptamana trecuta?

    Bineinteles, domnule!

    - Atunci da-mi o halba de bere.

    2009/08/05 13:15 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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