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  • 5261 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    TE pun la pat, sunt umeda si intru in tine, te fac sa gemin si sa urli, nu te speria, sunt eu, GRIPA.

    2009/08/05 13:33 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 5262 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    prost si cu nimeni 2 prieteni au plecat la pescuit.se urca ei in barca,ajung in mijlocul baltii si deodata nimeni cade in apa, ei nu stiau sa inoate asa ca prost suna la politie:

    -alo politia

    -da aici politia spuneti

    -a cazut nimeni in apa

    -cine?

    -nimeni doamna

    -domnule dumneata e prost

    -da doamna eu sunt

    2009/08/05 13:33 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 5263 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    O femeie avea un papagal care ii placeau ciresele ..... si oricand cand le prindea le manca....

    Intr-o zi era ziua stapanei si a cumparat cirese pentru tort.....iar cand stapana a pleacat de acasa papagalul a manancat toate ciresele

    Pentru treaba asta stapana l-a tuns chel in cap....

    Seara la bairam era invitat si unul era chel in cap, la care papagalul se da langa el si il intreaba:

    - Si tu ai mancat cirese ca mine?

    2009/08/05 13:33 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 5264 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Un tip pescuia intr-un lac unde pescuitul era interzis. Se apropie de el un politist si ii zice:

    -Trebuie sa iti dau amenda pt ca pescuiesti intr-un lac interzis.

    Pescarul:

    -Dar nu pescuiesc, ii fac doar baie ramei asteia.

    Politistul:

    -Amenda tot trebuie sa-ti dau, rama nu are slip si asta nu e plaja de nudisti.

    2009/08/05 13:33 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 5265 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    la un banchet de animale, o vaca vrea sa faca misto de un pisoi....si incepand sa strige in gura mare:Ha ha ce mic si cu mustati...!!! Dar pisoiul foarte flexat zice: Ha ha ce mare si fara sutien )))!

    2009/08/05 13:33 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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