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  • 6096 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    De ce caraie cioara cand zboara?

    Schimba viteza!...

    2009/08/05 14:02 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 6097 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Sa sufli berbecului in fund pana i se indreapta coarnele.

    2009/08/05 14:02 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 6098 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Sa te culci la unu si sa te scoli la altu'.

    2009/08/05 14:02 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 6099 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Tiganul cu tiganca acasa. Se uitau la televizor. Deodata se strica imaginea. Tiganul se agita, face, desface, monteaza demonteaza, surubareste, nimic.

    Tiganca: "Du-te pe bloc sa vezi daca mai iaste antena!"

    Tiganul se duce si vede 2 ciori pe antena lui. Pune mainile in sold si zice:

    - "Hei, voi doua, cum ne zic rumanii noua! Dati-va mai harcanaua, ca ne buriti imaginaua!"

    2009/08/05 14:02 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 6100 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Un arab cu camila prin desert. Dupa o vreme se incapataneaza camila si nu mai vrea sa se miste nicicum. O impinge si o taraie arabul pana ce da de un car service. Ii zice mecanicului:

    - Repara-mi camila, omule!

    - Apoi, Sheikule, asta nu-i camel service ci car service. Nu pot.

    - Ba fa ce stii, cum stii, si repar-o! Ca-ti sucesc gatul! zice arabul.

    Se gandeste, foieste, suceste mecanicul si-i vine-o idee...

    - Suie-o pe rampa!

    Arabul impinge camila pe rampa, mecanicul vine cu un cleste si stalceste coaiele camilei.

    Si intr-o clipita prinde camila suta la ora.

    Arabul mirat:

    - Buna treaba, omule! Dar un mic detaliu, eu cum ajung camila sa ma sui pe ea?

    - Sui si tu pe rampa!

    2009/08/05 14:02 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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