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    De ce se invart blondele in jurul dusului cand fac dus?

    Pentru ca pe sampon scrie wash & go!


    2009/08/05 14:10 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    Care este asemanarea intre bungee-jumping si sexul oral facut de soacra?

    In amandoua cazurile privind in jos te ia frica...

    2009/08/05 14:10 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    Bula vine de la sc.Ii spune mamei sale:Mama copiii de la scoala zic ca am dinti ca de morsa! Mama zice:Taci,mai Bula! Bula:Mama, spun adevarul! Mama:Taci,mai Bula ca zgarii podeaua!

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  • 6339 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    ERAU TREI PRIETENI:UN ROMAN,UN RUS SI UN TIGAN SI AU RAMAS FARA MANCARE IN PADURE SI MERGAND AU VAZUT IN ZARE O MANASTIRE DE CALUGARI SI S-AU GANDIT SA FURE CEVA,DAR AU FOST PRINSI.

    LA ACEA MANASTIRE PEDEAPSA PTR FUTAT ERA SA LI SE TAIE PULA.ASA AU FOST LUATI A DOUA ZI PTR ISPASIREA PEDEPSEI.

    -PRIMUL A FOST ROMANUL,ACESTA A FOST INTREBAT CE A FOST TASU.

    -TATA A FOST CROITOR SI ASA I-A FOST TAIATA PULA CU FOARFECA.

    -AL DOILEA A FOST RUSUL CARE LA INTREBARE A RASPUNS CA TASU A FOST MACELAR SI ASA I-AU TAIAT PULA CU SATARUL.

    -AL TERILEA A FOST BINENTELES TIGANUL CARE LA INTREBARE LE-A RASPUNS ASA:

    -DRAGILOR ATI BELIT-O MIE TREBUIE SA MI-O "SUGETI" TATA A FOST VANZATOR DE INGHETATA.


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  • 6340 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Bula are de facut patru propozitii pentru la scoala. se duce bula la mama lui:

    -Arde puiul, arde puiul!

    La tatal lui:

    -Ura!Ura!

    La sora lui:

    -Stefan cel Mare cu sabia de aur!

    La fratele mai mic:

    -Sari tu primul! Sari tu primul!

    Merge a doua zi la scoala:

    -Arde puiul, arde puiul!

    -Bula vrei sa te trimit la director?

    -Ura! Ura!

    Se duce Bula la director:

    -Bula, cine te crezi?

    -Stefan cel Mare cu sabia de aur!

    -Bula, vrei sa te arunc pe geam?

    -Sari tu primul! Sari tu primul!

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