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  • 6431 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Intr-o zi, cand Bula facea baie intra bunicu sa-si faca nevoile la veceu. Deodata intreaba Bula:

    -Bunicule, dar ce ai intre picioare?

    -O lanterna.

    Mai tarziu intra si tata. Bula intreaba:

    -Tata dar ce ai intre picioare?

    -Un sarpe.

    Peste cateva minute intra si mama. Bula intreaba:

    -Mama, dar ce ai intre picioare?

    - Un boschete.

    In noapte aceea Bula doarme cu parinti lui. Seara se baga sub plapuma. Iese speriat si striga:

    -Bunicule..., adu lanterna ca a intrat sarpele in boscheti!

    2009/08/05 14:13 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 6432 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Un rus, un american si o blonda stau de vorba.Rusul spune:

    -Noi am fost primii care am ajuns in spatiu!

    Americanul:

    -Noi am fost primii care am ajuns pe luna!

    Blonda:

    -Noi vom fi primele care ajung pe Soare!

    Rusul si americanul:

    -NU se poate ajunge pe SOARE, veti arde innainte de a ajunge acolo.

    Blonda:

    -Da ce crezi, ca suntem asa de proaste? Ne vom duce acolo noaptea...

    2009/08/05 14:13 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 6433 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    O blonda, o bruneta si o roscata, toate trei gravide, se intalnesc intr-o sala de asteptare a unui cabinet ginecologic.

    Bruneta spune:

    -Cred ca al meu va fi baiat!

    -De ce? intreaba roscata si blonda.

    -Pentru ca am stat deasupra cand l-am conceput si se spune ca atunci va fi baiat.

    -Ooo, zise roscata, atunci inseamna ca eu voi avea o fetita, ptr ca el a stat deasupra.

    Blonda se gandeste,si cu o privire ingrozita intreaba:

    - Inseamna a al meu va fi ied?

    2009/08/05 14:13 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 6434 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Ce zic picioarele unei blonde dupa ce ea moare?

    - In sfarsit impreuna...

    2009/08/05 14:14 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 6435 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    De ce blondele nu dau examen sa isi ia permisul de conducere?

    Pentru ca de cum intra in masina se intind pe bancheta din spate.

    2009/08/05 14:14 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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