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    BUN: Te hotarasti ca nu mai faci copii.

    RAU: Nu-ti gasesti anticonceptionalele.

    FATAL: Sunt la fiica ta in poseta

    BUN: Fiul tau tot timpul isi face lectiile in camera lui.

    RAU: Gasesti o gramada de casete porno in camera lui.

    FATAL: Tu esti protagonistul.

    BUN: Fiul tau s-a maturizat.

    RAU: Face sex cu vecina.

    FATAL: Si tu.

    BUN: Fiica ta in sfarsit si-a gasit de lucru.

    RAU: E prostituata.

    FATAL: Colegii tai ii sunt cei mai fideli clienti.

    BUN: Dai lectii de sexologie fiicei tale.

    RAU: Tot timpul te intrerupe.

    FATAL: Si te corecteaza.

    BUN: Fiul tau a avut primul"rendez-vous"

    RAU: Cu un barbat.

    FATAL: E cel mai bun prieten al tau.

    2009/08/05 14:48 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 7347 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Sotul isi priveste sotia pe cand se imbraca:

    - La ce iti mai pui sutienul ala? Si-asa n-ai ce sa mai bagi in el...

    Sotia:

    - Auzi, eu nu te-am intrebat pe tine de ce mai porti chiloti, nu?

    2009/08/05 14:48 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 7348 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Intr-o zi Ileana Cosanzeana, pleaca la maternitate. Asistenta, incantata sa o vada, o intreaba:

    - Cu ce ocazie pe aici?

    Ileana Cosanzeana:

    - Am venit sa FAT-FRUMOS!

    2009/08/05 14:48 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 7349 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    De ce nu stiu blonde sa scrie nr. 11?

    Pentru ca nu stie pe care 1 sa il puna primul.

    2009/08/05 14:48 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 7350 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Cum omori un melc??

    -Il pui sa se uite in priza.

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