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    Un cetatean se trezeste dimineata si, uitandu-se in gradina propriei case, observa o gorila in stejarul personal. Intrigat, suna la Asociatia Coboratorilor de Gorile din Copaci, care il asigura ca vor trimite un om care ii va rezolva problema. Acesta soseste rapid, fiind dotat cu o bata de baseball, o pusca, o pereche de catuse si un caine chihuaua. Cetateanul, uimit, il intreaba ce are de gand sa faca. Omul raspunde:

    - Eu voi urca in copac, lovesc gorila, ea cade, chihuaua o musca de testicule, gorila isi va apropria mainile intr-un gest disperat de aparare, iar dumneata ii vei pune catusele.

    - Bine, bine, zice cetateanul, dar pusca la ce foloseste?

    - in cazul in care cad eu primul din copac, impusti chihuaua.


    2009/08/05 14:57 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 7642 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    La ce sa gandit cand trecut gaina strada ?

    Raspuns : Nu s-a gandit la nimic pentru ca nu a apucat sa o treaca...

    2009/08/05 14:57 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 7643 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    La psiholog.Medicul deseaza o linie si-l intreba pe pacient:

    -Ce va sugereaza asta?

    -O femeie goala!

    Medicul nu zice nimic si deseneaza un cerc:

    -Dar asta?

    -O femeie goala cu sani mari!

    Medicul mormaie ceva in barba si deseneaza un patrat:

    -Dar acum?Desenul acesta ce va sugereaza?

    -4 femei goale!

    Moment in care doctorul lasa jos creionul si spune:

    -Domnule, ccred c stiu care e problema dvs.Sunteti obsedat sexual!

    -Eu sunt obsedat sexual?Dar cine naiba a esenat aici toate porcariile astea?!

    2009/08/05 14:57 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    Dom`doctor, de cate ori imi scot sutienul, mi se ridica sanii si mi se intaresc sfarcurile.

    -Ia sa vedem!

    Femeia isi scoate bluza, apoi sutienul, si sanii, zvac!

    -Fantastic, se minuna doctorul.

    -E grav, domnule doctor?

    -Grav nu e, dar e molipsitor...

    2009/08/05 14:57 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    Alinutza: - Mama, mama, nu vreau sa golesc cosul de gunoi!!!

    Mama: - Taci si inghite!!!!!

    2009/08/05 14:57 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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