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  • 7766 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    I: Care este culmea cutremurului?

    R: ??????????

    R:Sa urci cu liftul si sa cobori cu apartamentul!"

    2009/08/05 15:02 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 7767 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Doi oameni, trecuti de prima tinerete, merg intr-o excursie la munte.

    In cabana in care erau cazati, sotia se uita pe fereastra si ii spune sotului:

    - Draga, uite o caprioara pe fereastra!

    La care sotul:

    -Draga, aceea nu este o caprioara, este o vaca, iar tu nu te uiti pe fereastra, ci te uiti in oglinda..."

    2009/08/05 15:02 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    quot;Erau doi mosnegi pe banca unu zice:

    ---o vezi pe blonda aia? moare dupa mine!

    ---de unde stii?

    ---pai doar nu o sa moara inaintea mea!!!"

    2009/08/05 15:02 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 7769 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Doua fete de 15 ani mergeau pe plaja. Se intalnesc cu un pedofil care ii spune uneia dintre ele:

    - Daca iti dau o ciocolata iti dai bluzita jos?

    - Da nene. Si se conformeaza.

    - Daca iti dau o cutie de bomboane iti dai si fustita jos?

    - Bine nene. Si din nou se conformeaza.

    - Daca iti dau si niste acadele iti dai si sutienul jos?

    - Da nene. La care cealalta plictisita:

    - Hai tu sa mergem ca dai in diabet pana trece asta la actiune...

    2009/08/05 15:02 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 7770 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Gigel ii spune mamei :

    - Mama, ieri dupa ce-ai plecat de-acasa, a venit o tanti blonda si frumoasa si s-a dus cu tata in camera si... Mama-sa il intrerupe :

    - Stii ce, sa repeti asta cand vine taica-tau acasa !

    Ajunge acasa

    tatal, mama ii face semn copilului, iar acesta reia:

    - Si cum iti spuneam, mama, ieri cand tu n-ai fost acasa, a venit o tanti blonda si s-a dus cu tata in camera si...

    - Si ? Siiiii ??? - intreaba mama nerabdatoare.

    - Si tata a tavalit-o-n pat exact asa cum te tavaleste pe tine de obicei postasul !

    2009/08/05 15:02 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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