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  • 8086 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    O blonda se duce la o expozitie de pictura si dupa ce vazu multe tablouri foarte frumoase, curioasa, se strecura pe un culoar lateral, unde vazu un tablou forte urat. Intrigata, blonda il intreaba pe vanzator:

    - Domnule, de ce e tablou asta e asa de urat?

    -Doamna, asta nu e un tablou, e o oglinda!

    2009/08/05 15:17 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 8087 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    La un concurs de prezentare de vinuri se prezinta mai multe tari printre care Franta, Germania , Romania, etc....

    Reprezentantul Frantei descrie ca bautura casei este sampania si numai sampania.

    Reprezentantul Germaniei descrie ca bautura casei este berea si numai berea.

    Reprezentantul Romaniei descrie ca bautura casei este vinul si nu mai vin..............!

    2009/08/05 15:17 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 8088 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Cum se numeste o paianjenita fara sot?

    Vaduva neagra...

    2009/08/05 15:17 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 8089 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Ion se duce la serviciu si spune: -Mario vezi ca plec .Si maria cand vede ca nare ce face se uita la filme porno. Si cand a venit Ion Maria era goala pusca si Ion sa dezbracat in pula goala .Si atunci Ion sia pus pula pe Maria si Maria facea oooiea .

    2009/08/05 15:17 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 8090 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    La scoala, profesoara le da tema pe acasa elevilor sa afle de unde a aparut omul.

    Se duce Ghita acasa si o intreaba pe mama-sa:

    -Mamico, da de unde a provenit omul?

    Mama-sa, curatind cartofi, ii zice in gluma:

    -De la cartoafa.

    A doua zi, Ghita ia o cartoafa, si-o pune in buzunar si pleca la scoala.

    La lectii profesoara ii intreba pe copii de tema pe acasa:

    -Deci copii, din ce a aparut omul?

    Ghita ridica mana. Profesoara il ridica. El baga mana in buzunar si jenat intreba:

    -S-o scot sau sa n-o scot?...

    Profesoara:

    -Nu, nu, nu o mai scoate, ia loc, primesti zece!

    2009/08/05 15:17 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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