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  • 8141 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    De ce a facut Dumnezeu mai intai pe barbat?

    Raspuns: -Pentru ca a facut intai ciorna!

    2009/08/05 15:18 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 8142 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Numele dumneavoastra?

    - Abdallah Hamid.

    - Sex?

    - De 4 ori be sabtamana...

    - Nu, domnule, barbat sau femeie?

    - Barbat, femeie, cateodata si una camila...

    2009/08/05 15:18 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 8143 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    De ce femeile valoreaza mai mult decat barbatii ?



    În termeni economici, se datorează acestor simple cauze:



    Valoarea economică a femeii :

    1. Are 2 glande mamare care produc 2 litri de lapte: 4 RON/litru, adică 8 RON

    2. Are 2 sunci la picioare: 100 RON/bucata, adică 200 RON

    3. Are piept: 15,5 RON

    Total: 223,50 RON



    Valoarea economică a barbatului:

    1. Are o banană 0,30 RON

    2. Are 2 ouă 0,25 RON/buc = 0,50 RON

    3. Are 2 glande mamare care nu produc nimic 0,00 RON

    Total: 0,80 RON.



    În plus bărbatul produce pierderi, pentru că ouăle lui nu se mănâncă, fluierul lui nu sună ... şi cu timpul banana se strica...........

    2009/08/05 15:18 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 8144 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Culmea inotului - Sa inoti pe canalul p..lii si sa ajungi in p..da matii!

    2009/08/05 15:18 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 8145 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    bula si cu soacra-sa merg la un concurs de calarie.Peste vreo 2 ore de la startul concursului bula vine victorios.Taica-su-l intreaba:

    -Unde-i soacra-ta , bula?

    -Nu stiu.Nu cred ca va mai intarzia mult.Calul ei a ajuns de o ora!

    2009/08/05 15:19 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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