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    Intr-un compartiment de tren, un oltean si un ardelean.
    La un moment dat, ardeleanul scoate o litra de palinca, slanina, pita, sfarma o ceapa si incepe sa manance, tragand din cand in cand si din palinca...
    Olteanului i se face de o dusca, dar cum sa intre in vorba?
    La un moment dat, vazand ca tuica e pe terminate, isi ia inima in dinti si se apropie de ardelean:
    - Ma cheama Radu!
    - Apai, no, daca te cheama, du-te...

    2009/07/29 00:30 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    Intr-un compartiment de tren, un ardelean si niste tineri. Unul dintre tineri: bade, inchide geamul ca e frig afara! Ardeleanul inchide geamul: no, acu-i mai cald afara?

    2009/07/29 00:30 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 8 » Ardeleni Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Un turist, in vizita prin Ardeal, i se adreseaza unui taran:
    - Spune-mi, mosule, care este cel mai rapid drum catre Cluj?
    - Sunteti pe jos sau cu masina?
    - Cu masina.
    - Atunci dupa parerea mea cu masina...

    2009/07/29 00:30 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    Ardeleanul merge la doctor si ii spune ca zilnic se caca pe el si are nevoie de niste medicamente. Doctorul, distrat, ii prescrie niste tranchilizante.
    Se intoarce ardeleanul peste o saptamina. Doctorul:
    - Ce s-a intamplat, tataie? E mai bine acu'?
    - Vai, domnu' doctor, tot ma cac pe mine, dar acu' nu ma mai deranjeaza.

    2009/07/29 00:30 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    Gheorghe merge cu gloaba la targ.
    - Cum trage calul asta la caruta, bade?
    - D'apoi, nu prea trage.
    - Da' la plug, trage?
    - Nu prea.
    - O fi bun de calareala.
    - N-as crede.
    - Pai, atunci de ce l-ai adus sa-l vinzi?
    - Nu l-am adus sa-l vand.
    - Da' ce pacatele mele vrei sa faci cu el?
    - Vreau sa-l fac de rusine...

    2009/07/29 00:30 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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