A couple driving home hit and wounded a skunk on the road. The wife gets out and brings it back to the car. 'We need to take it to a vet. Its shivering, it must be cold, what should I do ?' she asks. Husband replies 'Put it between your legs to keep it warm'. 'But it stinks !' she exclaims. 'So hold its nose !'
A guy feels out an application for E-harmony to meet the ladies. E-harmony rejected his application because he failed to answer question 14 properly. The question was, "What do you like most in a woman." The man replied, "My d*ck."
A priest and a shepherd from Australia participate in a TV game. After answering all the questions, there is a tie. So both are given one final assignment. It is to write a poem in three minutes, using the word "Timbuktu". It is city in Africa. The priest returns with the fruit of his inspiration: "I was a father all my life, I had no children, had no wife, I read the bible through and through on my way to Timbuktu ... " The poem makes a great impression, and the priest smells a sweet victory. But then comes the shepherd, with his winning masterpiece: "When Tim and I to Brisbane went We met three ladies cheap to rent. They were three and we were two, So I booked one and Tim Booked Two ... "
Wife says to husband, "You make love like you decorate." Husband replies, "What very slow and professional?" "NO,"she replies, "I have to finish the job myself."
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