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    Sta un dragon( personaj mitic cu 3 capete) pe un deal.
    Doua capete intre ele:
    - Ba, ai auzit ca al treilea cap face sex oral(bine se punea spune si altfel)
    - Nu ma itereseaza, important e ca nu face sex anal

    2009/07/23 13:11 - Thursday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 62 » Glume cu animale Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Dupa o noapte jalnica se trezeshte iepurashu alergand prin padure ashea...de nebun.La un moment dat se intalneshte cu vulpea care...singura intr-un shantz ishi injecta morfina.
    Iepurashu:
    -Vulpeo in loc sa te droghezi acolo maai bine vino shi alearga cu mine...alergarea e sanatoasa....nu te mai nenoroci acolo....
    Iepurashu reusheshte sa o convinga...iar dupa ce face altzi catziva pashi il intalneshte pe lup.Lupu shi el...arata infiorator....fuma marijuana....
    Iepurashu:
    -Mai lupule....in loc sa-tzi faci rau cu mana ta,sa te nenoroceshti.....mai bine vino shi alearga cu noi...macar miscarea itzi face bine nu itzi este daunatoare....
    Cu puterea lui de convingere reusheste sa-l determine shi pe lup sa alerge.
    iepurelelupu shi vulpea... dau de urs care ,shi el, cuprins de febra drogurilor tragea pe nas...
    Iepurashu...vazandu-l....incearca sa-l convinga shi pe el ca alergatul e sanatos iar drogurile daunatoare....da ursu se adreseaza raspicat lupui shi vulpii:
    -Mai da proshti mai suntetzi.....de fiiecare data cand iepurashu consuma ecstasy voi facetzi ture prin padure......:)

    2009/07/23 13:11 - Thursday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 63 » Glume cu animale Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Trei broaste stau pe un lac.
    Prima zice :oac
    A doua zice:oac oac
    A treia zice:oac oac oac
    A doua scoate un pistol si o impusca pe a treia.
    Prima o intreaba:De ce ai impuscat-o ba?!?
    -Stia prea multe...

    2009/07/23 13:11 - Thursday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 64 » Glume cu animale Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    cum prinzi un iepure fara ajutorul membrelor te bagi in tufa si faci ca morcovul

    2009/07/23 13:11 - Thursday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 65 » Glume cu animale Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Regele padurii Leul aduna toti locuitorii ca sa afle cine i-a iolat neasta!
    Leul:Cine mi-a iolat neasta a aea parte de o moarte crunta mai ales ca stiu ca iolatorul are urachile mari!
    Iepruasul se mangaie pe urechi si zice : ai pus-o Magare!

    2009/07/23 13:11 - Thursday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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