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    La examen un student ia un bilet - nu stie. Ia altul - iarasi nu stie. Al treilea - de asemenea... Si asa al patrulea, al cincilea... Profesorul il opreste si ii da nota "5". Ceilalti studenti se revolta:

    - Pentru ce?

    - Cum pentru ce? Dupa cum cauta, inseamna ca stie ceva!

    2009/08/05 10:39 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 487 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Doi ursi stau de vorba, inainte de hibernare si privesc cum frunzele cad din copaci. Unul dintre ei zice:

    - Odata si odata, tot ma trezesc eu mai din timp sa vad cine lipeste frunzele la loc!

    2009/08/05 10:40 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    Intrebare: Ce au in comun toti barbatii care stau singuri intr-un bar?

    Raspuns: Sunt insurati.

    2009/08/05 10:40 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 489 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Pe un drum de tara se rastoarna un tractor. Nu sunt victime. Politia apare repede la fata locului si face un proces-verbal in care se consemneaza faptul ca s-a rasturnat un tractor. Se noteaza numarul tractorului, numele tractoristului dupa care in procesul verbal apare urmatoarea propozitie:

    "Tractorul a fost scos din sant cu boii de politisti".

    2009/08/05 10:40 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 490 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    In autobuz, aglomeratie. O batrana i se adreseaza unui copil care statea pe scaun:

    - Nu crezi ca ar trebui sa cedezi locul cuiva in varsta? Stii ca pe batrani ii dor picioarele...

    - Cand erati de varsta mea, dumneavoastra cedati locul batranilor?

    - Da, sigur!

    - Vedeti? De asta va dor picioarele acum!

    2009/08/05 10:40 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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