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    Aflat la o ruda in Bucuresti, un oltean iese dimineata pe balcon sa-si scuture rogojina. Din neatentie, se apleaca prea mult si cade. Speriati, trecatorii se aduna in jurul lui.

    - Ce s-a intamplat? intreaba unul.

    - Nu stiu, neica, abia picai si eu, raspunse olteanul.

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    Exasperata de poznele pe care le face un pusti obraznic, alergand de colo-colo prin avion si deranjand pasagerii, stewardesa, careia baiatul ii fusese dat in ingrijire la plecare, ii sopteste:

    - Poate ca te-ai plictisit. Hai, nu vrei sa te joci putin pe-afara?

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    Deviza avocatului: un om este nevinovat pana demonstreaza ca nu mai are bani...

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    In sala de judecata:

    - Liniste! striga judecatorul. Cine mai face galagie va fi trimis acasa de indata!

    - Ura! striga inculpatul.

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    Un om catre Dumnezeu:

    - Doamne!

    - Da!

    - Ce inseamna pentru tine un milion de ani?

    - O secunda.

    - Dar un million de dolari?

    - Un cent.

    - Doamne, imi poti da si mie un cent?

    - Asteapta o secunda!

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