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    Intr-o zi de luni, un ardelean merge cu porcul in targ sa-l vanda. La un moment dat se apropie de el un domn mai bine imbracat, la costum, cravata... si-i spune omului:

    - De vanzare porcu'?

    - De vanzare!

    - Da'... ce porc fain!

    - Da, e fain!

    - Dar ce-i dati sa manance?

    - Pai... resturi... ce ramane de la noi dam la porc.

    - In cazul asta, dati-mi voie sa ma legitimez: sunt de la Protectia Consumatorului. Cum puteti sa-i dati porcului sa manance resturi? Daca se imbolnavesc consumatorii? Un milion de lei amenda!

    A doua saptamana, iar vine ardeleanul cu porcul in targ. De el se apropie un alt domn bine imbracat, care-l intreaba:

    - De vanzare porcu'?

    Ardeleanul, mai nervos putin:

    - De vanzare...

    - Da'... ce porc fain!

    - Da, e fain...

    - Nici nu miroase a porc!

    - Da...

    - Dar ce-i dati sa manance?

    - Pai... pizza, cartofi prajiti, cola... ce mancam noi ii dam si la porc.

    - Da? In acest caz, dati-mi voie sa ma legitimez: sunt de la Protectia Copilului. Stiti cati copii din lume mor de foame? Si dvs. ii dati porcului pizza si cola? Un milion de lei amenda!

    A treia saptamana, iar vine omul nostru in targ cu porcul. Si acum vine la el un domn bine imbracat, la costum si cravata:

    - De vanzare porcu'?

    Ardeleanul, si mai nervos:

    - De vanzare...

    - Da', ce porc fain!

    - Da, fain...

    - Da'... ce-i dati sa manance?

    - Nu stiu.

    - Cum, nu stiti ce mananca porcul dvs.?!?

    - Nu stiu, dom'le! Eu in fiecare dimineata ii pun o suta de mii in troaca si el isi cumpara ce vrea!!!

    2009/08/05 10:42 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 592 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Doua fantome se intalnesc la poarta cimitirului:

    - Iesim la o plimbare? intreaba prima.

    - Sigur, dar asteapta o clipa...

    - De ce, naiba, ai luat si piatra funerara cu tine?!

    - Pentru ca nu imi place sa ma plimb seara fara buletin.

    2009/08/05 10:42 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 593 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Nu pot sa inteleg de ce am fost adus la politie!! exclama un betiv , plin de indignare.

    - Pentru bautura! ii raspunde ofiterul de serviciu.

    - Pai, de ce nu zici asa? Adu-mi un coniac!

    2009/08/05 10:42 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 594 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Vecinul il abordeaza pe badea Gheorghe si ii spune:

    - Gheorghe, ai aflat ca ti-o murit soacra, ma?!

    - ...

    - Ma, Gheorghe, ma, n-auzi ca ti-o murit soacra?!?

    - ...

    - Gheorgheeee, esti surd?!? Ti-o murit soacra, ma!!!

    - Nu ma face sa rad, ca am buzele crapate!!

    2009/08/05 10:42 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 595 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Numele dumneavoastra?

    - Abdallah Hamid.

    - Sex?

    - De 4 ori be sabtamana...

    - Nu, domnule, barbat sau femeie?

    - Barbat, femeie, cateodata si una camila...

    2009/08/05 10:42 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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