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    Care-i asemanarea dintre vin si soacra ... ?

    Amandoua sunt bune reci si pe masa ...

    2009/08/05 10:44 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 667 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    In lupta fiind inconjurat de ostenii fideli, Stefan cel Mare ataca dusmanii vitejeste si aude pe scutierul lui credincios:Maria ta, turcii ne inconjoara: o parte pe flancul drept,o parte pe flancul sting.

    La care Stefan urla: atunci INAINTEEE ostenii mei!!!

    2009/08/05 10:44 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 668 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Era in timpul razboiului din Golf...

    Americanii se luptau cu Saddam.Somalezii voiau sa intre si ei in razboi si cer americanilor:luati-ne si pe noi in razboi.

    Americanii:Noi v-am lua,dar cu ce forte veniti?

    Somalezii:..pai, va dam un tanc.

    Americanii:un tanc???

    Somalezii:....bine, bine vi-l dam si pe-al doilea.

    2009/08/05 10:44 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    Cine l-a batut prima oara pe Stefan cel Mare?

    Parintii lui.

    2009/08/05 10:44 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    Intr-o expeditie in taigaua Siberiană erau 3 americani si 3 rusi.

    Bineinteles ca i-a prins noaptea si totodată si lupii.

    Un rus spune:Baieti, imi pare rău dar trebuie sa ma dau prada lupilor să va scap. Dispare in padure.

    A doua seară vin iar lupii - alt rus se sacrifică pentru restul echipajului si se duce in pădure.

    A treia seară se int??mpla la fel, si se sacrifică si al treilea.

    Urmatoarea noapte vin lupii si nu mai erau dec??t americani; lupii erau infometati.

    Americanii se holbează la lupi...

    -Băieti, ia scoateti mitralierele alea...

    2009/08/05 10:44 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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