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    Un moldovean primeste o telegrama : Lita , haide repede acasa , tata cablu subteran...

    2009/08/05 10:51 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 942 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Stefan cel Mare isi pierduse toti razesi in lupta, ce sa faca ce sa faca , merge el prin toate satele si strange ce mai ramasese adica tiganii.

    Ii cheama in fata cetatii si le tine o cuvantare: Ostenii mei, in noaptea asta o sa luptam pana la unu.

    Da un tigan de colo zice: aoleo, maria ta, da nu putem sa luptam pana la 12, sa ne culcam si noi mai devreme ?

    2009/08/05 10:51 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 943 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    O femeie merge la magazinul de mobila si cupmara un dulap mare pt haine. Ajunge acasa cu duplapul si se gindeste sa-i faca o surpriza la barbat si sa monteze singura dulapul. Scoate instructiunile de montat si monteaza singura dulapul. Dupa ce termina se uita cu mindrie la dulapul montat. In acel moment trece tamvaiul in fata geamului. De la zguduitura se prabuseste dulapul. Femeia se apuca iarasi - monteaza dulapul. Pe cind ii iarasi gata - trece din nou un tramvai Dulapul se prabuseste din nou. Se apuca din nou - monteaza dulapul la loc - trece tramvaiul - dulapul se prabuseste . Suparata merge inapoi la magazin si face reclamatie. Meseriasul magazinului este trimis la fata locului sa vada care e problema. Se apuca meseriasul si monteza si el dulapul. La trecerea tramvaiului se prabuseste dulapul din nou. Se apuca din nou - monteaza dulapul la loc - trece tamvaiul - se prabuseste. La care meseriasul:

    - Stiiti ce doamna - mai montez o data dulapul - ma bag dupa aceea in dulap si poate vad asa mai bine din ce cauza se tot prabuseste dulapul cind trece tamvaiul. Zis si facut - intra in dulap si inchide usa. In momentul acela vine barbatul acasa, vede dulapul:

    - O iubire vad ca ai cumparat dulap nou ... Merge la dulap si deschide usa. Cind il vede pe celalalt in dulap se inroseste de furie si intreaba furios:

    - Ce cauti aici in dulap ? La care meseriasul speriat:

    - Poate nu o sa ma credeti dar astept tramvaiul ...

    2009/08/05 10:51 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 944 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Legile elevului

    - Intotdeauna are dreptate ... chiar daca nu i se da.

    - Nu copiaza niciodata ... consulta.

    - Nu doarme in timpul orei ... reflecteaza.

    - Nu vorbeste ... schimba impresii.

    - Nu isi distrage atentia ... studiaza anatomia mustelor.

    - Nu chiuleste ... este solicitat in alte parti.

    - Nu ramane corigent ... este lasat corigent.

    - Nu fumeaza ... se stimuleaza.

    - Nu injura ... se descarca.

    - Nu insulta profesorii ... le aminteste ceea ce sunt.

    - Nu citeste reviste in timpul orelor ... se informeaza.

    - Nu distruge scoala ... o decoreza.

    - Nu arunca cu creta ... studiaza legea gravitatiei.

    - Nu rade in ore ... e fericit.

    2009/08/05 10:51 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    Cel care, toata ziua e activ ca o albina, e puternic ca un taur, munceste precum un cal, si care seara

    se-ntoarce rupt de oboseala precum un caine, ar trebui sa consulte un veterinar, caci este foarte probabil sa fie un Bou.

    2009/08/05 10:51 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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