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  • 991 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    O bomba intr-un port la Dunare, cu stuf si pesti sarati agatati la grinda.

    Era noapte cu luna si un betivan iese clatinindu-se din crisma. Deoarece Pamintel se-nvirte se propteste intr-un perete si pleaca cu o scrumbie in mina. Din reflex o baga in buzunarul de la pantaloni si pleaca spre casa. Pe drum il taie nevoia si se opreste linga un stilp. Se chinuie el sa desfaca pantalonii si, in final, nimereste scrumbia, o scoate din buzunar si fericit ii da drumul.

    Dupa ce termina, usurat, scutura scrumbia, o priveste in lumina palida a Lunii si exclama:

    "Dom'le, de 45 de ani ma pis cu tine si nu stiam ca ai ochi albastri."

    2009/08/05 10:52 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 992 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Doi marinari se certau in incinta unui magazin :

    -Ba, luam doua sau trei?

    -Ba, io zic sa luam doua ca data trecuta am luat trei si ne-a ramas una!

    COMANDA:

    -Doua bomboane si sapte sticle de rom!

    2009/08/05 10:52 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 993 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Profesorul de romana catre elev:

    P: Pune vb. a bea la toate timpurile!

    P: la trecut:

    E: am baut

    P: la prezent:

    E: beau

    P: la viitor:

    E: voi fi beat

    2009/08/05 10:52 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 994 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    BANCOMATUL

    Procedura pentru barbati

    1 Oprire in dreptul automatului

    2 Coborirea geamului

    3 Introducerea cartelei si tastarea codului PIN

    4 Introducerea sumei dorite

    5 Scoaterea card-ului si scoaterea banilor

    6 Ridicarea geamului

    7 Plecarea

    Procedura pentru femei

    1 Oprire dupa automat.

    2 Parcurgerea in marsarier a distantei necesare pina in dreptul automatului.

    3 Repornirea motorului inecat.

    4 Coborirea geamului.

    5 Gasirea posetei, golirea acesteia pe scaunul pasagerului pentru a localiza cardul.

    6 Gasirea gentii de machiaj si verificarea machiajului in plafoniera.

    7 Incercarea introducerii card-ului.

    8 Deschiderea portierei pentru accesul mai facil la automat data fiind distanta prea mare pina la aceasta.

    9 Introducerea card-ului.

    10 Introducerea card-ului in pozitia corecta.

    11 Reintrare in masina si cautare jurnal care are codul PIN scris pe coperta interioara.

    12 Introducerea codului PIN.

    13 Apasare "Cancel" si reintroducerea codului PIN corect.

    14 Introducerea sumei dorite.

    15 Reverificarea machiajului in oglinda retrovizoare.

    16 Scoaterea banilor.

    17 Golirea posetei, din nou, pentru gasirea portofelului si introducerea banilor in portofel.

    18 Reverificarea machiajului .

    19 Parcurgerea a citiva metri .

    20 Reintoarcerea la automat .

    21 Recuperarea card-ului.

    22 Regolirea posetei, gasirea portofelului, punerea card-ului in locasul lui.

    23 Reverificarea machiajului.

    24 Repornirea motorului care s-a inecat si demarare .

    25 Conducerea a 6 pina la 8 km.

    26 Eliberarea frinei de mina.

    2009/08/05 10:52 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 995 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Doi betivi ies dintr-un bar si opresc un biciclst.

    -Scuza-ma draguta, imi spui la ce ora trece urmatorul tramvai?

    -E abia ora 12. Urmatorul tramvai trece abia la ora 6.

    -Multumesc! Haide, putem trece strada linistiti.

    2009/08/05 10:52 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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