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    Bula vine acasa si isi anunta tatal ca se insoara.

    Tatal: Foarte bine Bula, ma bucur pentru tine. Cu cine te insori ?

    Bula: Cu Janos.

    Tatal: Bula, asta nu se poate.

    Bula: Tata, ne iubim si ne luam.

    Tatal: Bula, nu se poate.

    Bula: Orice ai zice tu, noi tot ne luam.

    Tatal: Bula, ti-am spus ca nu se poate.

    Bula: Da' de ce ?

    Tatal: Pai de aia, ca Janos e ungur.

    2009/08/05 10:54 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    Intr-un bar:

    Doi unguri si un roman, primul ungur catre al doilea:

    -Stii care-i diferenta dintre un roman si o nuca de cocos?

    -Nu.

    -Nuca iti ofera tot timpul ceva de baut pe cand romanul niciodata.

    La care romanul de alaturi:

    -Nu te supara, vrei ceva de baut?

    Ungurul:

    -Mi-ar place...

    -Atunci dute-n m**a si cumpara-ti o nuca de cocos.

    2009/08/05 10:54 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 1073 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Tata, nu puteam sa dorm noaptea si mi-o zas dom' doftor sa inchid ochii si sa ma apuc sa-mi numar

    oile pana adorm.

    - Si-o mers?

    - Stai sa vezi!

    M-am apucat sa le numar si pe urma mi-o perit tot somnul, cand am bagat de seama ca-mi lipsesc

    doua...

    2009/08/05 10:54 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 1074 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    C.V. Tudor si Laslo Tokes, vecini de curte.. Intr-o zi, o vanatoare la ei in sat si cineva impusca o rata care cade exact pe hat. Tokes vrea rata. Vadim o vrea si el, asa ca Vadim zice: mai popa, hai sa facem un concurs de luat suturi in coaie si cine tipa mai putin ia rata, Ok? zis si facut.

    Ia Tokes pozitia, Vadim isi face vant si loveste bine. Tokes se framanta juma de ora pe jos dar nu scoate un sunet. Dupa ce isi revine: hai Vadime, acum e randul tau.

    -Ma, stii ceva, mai bine ia tu rata..

    2009/08/05 10:54 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 1075 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Un tigan a ajuns la tribunal acuzat de rasism, ca se lua la cearta si la bataie mereu cu ungurii din sat.

    Judecatorul: Mai tigane, ce tot ai ma tu cu ungurii?

    Tiganul: Cine, io!!! Ungurul e fratele meu....sa moara frati-miu....

    2009/08/05 10:54 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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