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    Pe vreamea lui Brejnev, pe o strada laturalnica din Moscova, opreste o Volga neagra din care este aruncat un individ, apoi pleaca in viteza. Itic, care tocmai trecea pe acolo, se uita la tipul cazut si il recunoaste pe Strul, care era batut mar.
    - Mai Strul, da' ce-ai patit, mai?
    - Nu stiu nimic, n-am vazut nimic.
    - Nu ma cunosti? Sunt eu, Itic, prietenul tau inca de la gradinita.
    - Nu stiu, nu cunosc.
    - Mai Strul, nu stii ca noi am fost colegi de banca la scoala, ne-am insurat in aceeasi zi, am avut pravalii pe aceeasi strada.
    - Nu stiu, n-am vazut, n-am auzit.
    - Mai Strul, eu sunt Itic, colegul tau de suferinta la Auschwitz.
    - Eee... ce vremuri!

    2009/07/29 00:51 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    Dupa ce Dumitru Prunariu a zburat in cosmos, la revenirea pe Pamant a fost primit de presedintele Ceausescu. Prunariu a povestit ce a facut pe acolo, ce a vazut si printre altele a zis ca acolo , in cosmos, legea gravitatiei nu mai actioneaza din cauza distantei mari fata de Pamant. Seara in dormitor, Nicolae si Lenuta faceau bilantul zilei:
    -Leano, nu imi amintesc, cand am dat eu legea asta a gravitatiei ?
    -Nu stiu, ma, Nicule, tu esti cu legile, eu sunt cu stiinta!

    2009/07/29 00:51 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    - De ce unii dintre romani continua la alegeri sa voteze cu comunistii?
    - Ca sa poata cere azil politic.

    2009/07/29 00:51 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    Un parlamentar iese agale din sala de sedinte si se intalneste cu un coleg din opozitie care se plimba pe hol si-l intreaba soptit:
    - Nici tu n-ai somn?

    2009/07/29 00:51 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    - Ce putem face in caz de alarma atomica?
    - Va spalati, va puneti un rand de haine noi si va indreptati incet, incet, spre cimitir.
    - Dar de ce incet, incet?
    - Ca sa nu creati panica.

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