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  • 1746 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Intra un negru intr-un bar de albi si se aseaza la bar cerand o bere. Vreo cativa albi mai isteti se

    duc la el:

    - Mai negrule, ia raspunde tu la o intrebare:

    - De ce esti tu alb in palme?

    - ???

    - Fiindca stateai cu mainile la perete cand te-a vopsit D-zeu.

    Si albii rad de se prapadesc.

    - Mai negrule mai, mai avem una:

    De ce esti tu alb pe talpi?

    - ????

    - Fiindca stateai in picioare cand te-a vopsit D-zeu.

    Si iar rad albii de se prapadesc.

    Se gandeste el negrul si le spune:

    - Mai albilor, dar stiti voi de sunteti negri in c*r?

    - ????

    - Fiindca atunci cand v-am f***t in c*r eram proaspat vopsit ...

    si o zbugheste negrul la fuga....

    2009/08/05 11:19 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 1747 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Pasarel si Pasarica, singuri, singurei, pe-o creanga in mijlocul padurii, romantism, vraja, etc,...

    Pasarel:

    - Pasarico, o smecherie, ceva in seara asta??

    Pasarica(tup, tup, mai incolo):

    - Cum mai Pasarel, pai asa ma stii tu?

    Pasarel(tup, tup catre ea):

    Hai ma Pasarico, ne iubim si noi??

    Pasarica(tup, tup mai incolo):

    - Hai mai Pasarel, fii solemn, nici nu ma gandesc!

    Pasarel(nervos, tup, tup langa ea):

    - Hai dom'le, lasa-ma cu texte d'astea!

    Pasarica tup,tup mai incolo si cade de pe creanga intr-o balta.

    MORALA: Cu cat e preludiul mai lung cu atat pasarica e mai uda!

    2009/08/05 11:19 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 1748 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    O portocala, o banana si o p**a stateau de vorba:

    Portocala:

    - Am asa o viata grea! Oamenii baga cutitul in mine, ma decojesc, ma rup in bucati mici si ma mananca!

    Banana:

    - Mie imi rup pielea in fasii si ma decojesc putin cate putin iar dupa aia ma mananca!

    P**a:

    - Asta nu e nimic! Pe mine ma tin nespalata cu saptamanile, dupa aia ma pun intr-un sac lipicios

    de caucuic, ma baga intr-o camera stramta si fierbinte unde ma dau cu capul de toti peretii pina imi vine sa vomit!

    2009/08/05 11:19 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 1749 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Dupa o zi grea de munca, tatal-barza vine acasa, si incepe sa povesteasca ce a facut in ziua respectiva:

    - A fost misto azi!

    M-am dus la niste familii de intelectuali, le-am adus copii, s-au purtat cu mine frumos.

    Chiar a fost misto!

    Vine si mama-barza:

    - Vai de capul meu!

    M-am dus la niste familii de tigani si le-am lasat puradeii.

    M-au batut, m-au injurat!

    Intr-un tarziu apare si fetita-barza.

    Maica-sa o intreaba:

    - Tu ce-ai facut fata mea?

    - E! Am speriat niste studente prin Regie!

    2009/08/05 11:19 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 1750 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Stiti care e diferenta intre studente si verbe?

    Verbele pot fii si neregulate!

    2009/08/05 11:19 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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