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Texte Haioase Bancuri Glume Dragoste Poze | Glume Haioase - Bancuri si Umor - Diferite Glumite - 1 » 01:38 17 Wed Apr 2024

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    Q:-Ce-si spune un ardelean cand priveste in oglinda?

    A:-No, mandru mi-s fuche-m-as!!!

    2009/08/05 13:43 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 5592 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Pe timpul comunistilor o delegatie de romani pleaca in America sa viziteze un penitenciar.

    Ajusi acolo, ii preia un ghid si incepe sa le prezinte penitenciarul:

    - Aici e sala de mese, aici e sala de sport .....

    Mai merg ....intra pe un hol mare...si deodata se aude un tipat scurt.

    Delegatia romana se sperie si intreaba:

    - "Ce a fost asta?

    - Pai...in camera din fata dumneavostra ...este scaunul electrik!!! Tocmai a fost lichidat un criminal!!!

    Dupa ceva timp, vina randul americanilor sa-i viziteze pe romani.

    Li se prezinta inchisoarea:

    - Aici e curtea, aici sala de mese....intra pe un hol si aud numai tipete de durere ingrozitoare.

    - Ce se aude? Ce se inatmpla aici? intreaba americanii disperati de zgomote.

    - Pai in camera alaturata este scaunul electric si s-a luat curentu in timpul executiei

    - Ei si? De ce se aud inca tipetele?

    - Pai acum il parlim la lumanare!

    2009/08/05 13:43 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 5593 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Intr-o zi Tarzan se intalneste prin jungla cu un soricel.Tarzan uitandu-se la el spune:

    -Mai soricelule,tu esti atat de mik si ai mustati....

    La kare soricelul:

    -Mdea...si tu esti asa de mare si ai pempars...

    2009/08/05 13:43 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 5594 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Sa fii mai prost decat esti...

    2009/08/05 13:43 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 5595 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Sa-ti faci ochelari din geam termopan.

    2009/08/05 13:43 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

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