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    2009/08/05 14:16 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

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  • 6503 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


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    O mama avea trei fiice care urmau sa se marite si le spune ca fiecare sa ii scrie cate o scrisoare referitoare la prestatiile sotului, dar facand referire la o reclama dintr-un ziar.

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