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  • 716 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Cum cer ardeleni o batista?

    -Imi puteti da o manecuta de-ajutor?

    2009/08/05 10:45 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 717 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Unui ardelean ii moare sotia. Dupa inmormintare, preotul vazindu-l suparat se apropie de el si ii zice :

    -Impaca-te cu gîndul ca acum sotia ta se află alaturi de Dumnezeu. La care ardeleanul raspunde amarit.

    -D'apoi mult va avea de furcă cu ea, parinte.

    2009/08/05 10:45 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 718 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    De ce dorm ardelenii in pivnita?

    -Ca sa doarma adanc.

    2009/08/05 10:45 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 719 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Dupa prima zi de scoala, un ardelen se intoarce nervos acasa si isi arunca ghiozdanul in colt si spune:

    -Rahat! Scrie ca-i clasa | , dar scaunele n-au nici macar pernite, iar in fata sta un dobitoc care pune intrebari neplacute.

    2009/08/05 10:45 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 720 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Doi ardeleni stau de vorba:

    - Ieri a cazut un taxi intr-o prapastie; 8 pasageri au fost salvati, pentru ceilalti 11 nu s-a mai putut face nimic!

    2009/08/05 10:45 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

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