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Texte Haioase Bancuri Glume Dragoste Poze | Glume Haioase - Bancuri si Umor - Diferite Glumite - 1 » 12:47 25 Thu Apr 2024

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  • 2256 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Doua curve discuta pe strada.

    -Mi-este asa foame incit mi-o trag cu trei pentru o cutie de conserve!

    -Ma, da o duci bine. Eu iau o m... numai ca am ceva cald in burta...


    2009/08/05 11:33 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 2257 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Doi betivi urinau langa un gard.

    La un moment dat unul intreaba:

    -De ce cand te pishi tu s'aude "pish" si cand ma pish eu s'aude

    f??sh?

    -Pai daca tu te pishi pe f??shu' meu!


    2009/08/05 11:33 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 2258 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    La scoala , invatatoarea ii intreaba pe copii ce ocupatie

    au tatii lor. Cind vine si rindul lui Bula acesta spune :

    "Din pacate tatal meu este decedat"

    "Dar inainte de a muri ce a facut ? " intreaba invatatoarea

    "S-a invinetit , a dat ochii peste cap si a cazut"


    2009/08/05 11:33 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 2259 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Cica...

    Intr-o zi cu soare mama si tata lui Bula se hotaresc sa nu mai vorbeasca

    prostii

    de fata cu Bula.

    Astea fiind zise, vine Bula intr-o zi la maica-sa si-i spune:

    - Mama, mama, m-a trimis tata sa-ti spun ca vrea sa bata la masina!

    - Bula, du-te la tac'tu si spune-i ca nu am decat cerneala rosie..

    Se duce Bula si-i spune...

    Peste doua zile vine iar Bula la maica-sa:

    - Mama, mama, m-a trimis tata sa-ti spun ca vrea sa bata la masina!

    - Bula, du-te la tac'tu si spune-i ca nu am decat cerneala rosie..

    Se duce Bula si-i spune...

    Peste inca doua zile vine Bula la taica-su:

    - Tata, tata, m-a trimis mama sa-ti spun ca acum are cerneala albastra...

    - Bula, du-te si spune-i la maica-ta ca am scris de mana!


    2009/08/05 11:33 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 2260 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    La ora de gramatica, invatatoarea cere elevilor exemple de substantive

    comune, practic comestibile. Elevii se inghesuiesc sa raspunda:

    Mircea: Paine.

    Profesoara: Bine, altcineva ...

    Bula: Lampa.

    Profesoara: Da' bine, Bula, de ce nu te gandesti putin! Ai auzit pe cineva

    sa manance lampi?

    Bula: Da ...O data cand ne-am culcat, tata i-a spus mamei: "Stinge lampa

    si ia-o in gura".


    2009/08/05 11:33 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

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