A little boy about nine or ten, was siting on Santa's lap. Santa pointed his finger in the boys face, and said, " George I know what you want for Christmas! A T-O-Y. "Nope!" replied George. Then again, pointing his finger in the boys face, "You want C-A-N-D-Y." Nope!" replied George. "Then just what the hell do you want," ask Santa. George looked Santa in the face, pointing his finger, "I want some P-U-S-S-Y! And don't tell me that you don't have any. Because I can smell it on your finger!!"
A little while later Johnny's dad hears a commotion coming from Johnny's bedroom, he rushes in and is horrified to see Johnny shagging his gran ! Johnny just looks at him and says 'not so funny when its your mum is it ?'
Men is at the airport. - Name? - Abdul al-Rhazib. - S*x? - Three to five times a week. - No, no... I mean, male or female? - Male, female, sometimes camel. - Holy cow! - Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general. - But isn ´ t that hostile? - Horse style, doggy style, any style! - Oh dear! - No, no! Deer run too fast! :-))
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