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    At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what time the bar opens. "It opens at noon," answers the clerk. About an hour later he gets a call from the same guy, sounding even drunker. "What time does the bar open?" he asks. "Same time as before... Noon." replies the clerk. Another hour passes and he calls again, plastered "When joo shay the bar opins at?" The clerk then answers, "It opens at noon, but if you can't wait, I can have room service send something up to you." "No... I don't wanna git in... Ah wanna git OUT!!!"

    2009/08/02 01:26 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    Two friends were having a discussion about their relatives.... "I'll never amount to anything in life..", said the one friend. "In fact, my uncle is the town drunk.." "Well...that's not too bad.", replied the other, trying to console his friend. "Where does your uncle live..?" "New York City..."

    2009/08/02 01:27 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    Man walks over to a lady in a bar and asks 'whats your name ?' 'Carmen' she replies, '... I like cars and men ! Whats yours ?' The man looks her up and down and sayes 'Beerpussy ...'

    2009/08/02 01:27 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    A man walks into a bar... ouch!

    2009/08/02 01:27 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    Edward walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches. "Can I help you, fella?", asks the cop. "Yesssh, ssshombody stol my car!" Edward replies. The cop asks, "Okay, where was your car the last time you saw it?". "It was at the end of this key", Edward replies. At this point the cop looks down to see that Edwards p*nis is hanging out of his trousers. The cop asks Edward , "Hey buddy, are you aware that you're exposing yourself? Edward looks down sadly and moans, "OHHH GOD...they got Julie too!!! "

    2009/08/02 01:27 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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