During an international gynaecology conference, an English doctor, Dr. UK, Steve, and a French doctor, Dr. Myrddin, were discussing unusual cases they had treated recently. "Only last week," Dr. Myrddin said, "a woman came to see me with a clitoris like a melon!" "Don't be absurd, "Dr. UK Steve exclaimed, "It couldn't have been that big. My God, man, she wouldn't be able to walk if it were." "Aah, you English, always thinking about size," replied Dr. Myrddin. "I was talking about the flavour!"
Man gives blood too save his wifes life. Few months later they are divorced. Husband says too wife, "I want my blood back you B*TCH!" Wife throws the tampon at him and says, "I will pay you back monthly you B*STARD."
This couple had been dating for about six months, but the guy had been afraid to make any sexual advances because of his tiny organ. Finally one night, he gets up his courage, and takes her to a secluded spot in his car. While they are kissing, he opens his zipper and guides her hand onto his p*nis. "No thanks," the girl says. "You know I don't smoke."
Husband and wife decide to make a password for s*x, they decide on 'washing machine'. Later in bed that night husband says, "Washing machine." Wife replies, "Not tonight darling I have a sore head." Half an hour passes and she feels guilty so she says, "Washing machine." Husband replies, "To late it was only a small load so I decided to do it by hand."
A true story:Harry,Doug and Larry were working for the council pot holeing a road in the country,Doug drove the old Bedford truck while Harry and Larry walked behind and shoveled gravel into the holes on the road,Chatting away about all sorts of things quite a lot of bullshit too we imagine. Next thing Harry says Gee ive got to have a shit,So its hang on Doug,and Harry disapears up behind a log in the scrub on the side of the road. Now the log rose slightly up off the ground and Larry could see Harry`s bare arse appear under the log,So Larry being a bit of a character Sneaks up real quietly and slides his shovel under the log and under Harry`s arse,then sneaks off with his shit!When Harry finished his shit and turned around it was Gone!Totally Bewildered he went back to the truck telling the others that he could have sworn he dropped a shit but when he looked around it was Gone.Doug and Larry never ever let on what Larry did and told the story to many whom has split their sides laughing with tears in their eyes.Blokes have always said that it would have worried Harry if Larry could have thrown some rabbit guts in under Harrys arse!
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